ARBITRATOR:    A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE:  What a bullfighter tries to do.
BERNADETTE:  The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE:  What a crook sees with.
CONTROL:  A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE:  What a Britsh barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES:  What a guy in a boat does.
LEFT BANK:  What the robber did when he’d gotten the money.
MISTY:  How golfers create divots.
PARADOX:  Two physicians.
PARASITES:  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PHARMACIST:  A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE:  What penguins see with.
PRIMATE:  Remove a spouse from the TV.
RELIEF:  What trees do in the spring.
RUBBERNECK:  What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH:  What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED:  Brought litigation against a governmental official.

On January 22, 1973, the U.S. Supreme Court, in the “Roe” versus Wade case, ruled that killing babies in utero is legal in the United States of America.

Since then, 52 million babies have been killed in the U.S.A.

Decide to be your best.

In the long run the world is going to want and have the best, and that might as well be you.

- Booker Washington

On this date in 1981, minutes after Ronald Reagan assumed the U.S. presidency, Iran released 52 Americans whom it had held hostage for 444 days.

Later, president Reagan sold F-4 warplane parts and missiles to Iran.

“Victory or death.”

Really?

Rick Perry, who is supposed to be governing the State of Texas,

not traveling the U.S.A. at the expense of the citizens of Texas, quit his quest for the U.S. Presidency!

.

Perryisms: “Write yer checks.”

“Live free or die. Ya gotta love that. Victory or death. Bring it.”

“Those that will be twenty-one by November 12, I ask for your support.”

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Tim Pawlenty

Michelle Bachman

Herman Cain

Jon Huntsman

Rick Perry

The master in the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body,

his information and his recreation, his love and his religion.

He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence at whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing.

To him he’s always doing both.  - James Michener

On this date in 1893, the kingdom of Hawaii’s monarchy was overthrown by businessmen and sugar planters who forced Queen Liliuokalani to abdicate her throne.

A Florida State University survey:

How old was Doctor Martin King, Junior when he earned a baccalaureate degree?

15 years

30 years

26 years

22 years

another age

Of 3353 respondents, 18 percent of us (including me) answered correctly, “15 years.”