puns for fun

    ARBITRATOR:    A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds.
    AVOIDABLE:  What a bullfighter tries to do.
    BERNADETTE:  The act of torching a mortgage.
    BURGLARIZE:  What a crook sees with.
    CONTROL:  A short, ugly inmate.
    COUNTERFEITERS:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
    ECLIPSE:  What a Britsh barber does for a living.
    EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist.
    HEROES:  What a guy in a boat does.
    LEFT BANK:  What the robber did when he’d gotten the money.
    MISTY:  How golfers create divots.
    PARADOX:  Two physicians.
    PARASITES:  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    PHARMACIST:  A helper on the farm.
    POLARIZE:  What penguins see with.
    PRIMATE:  Remove a spouse from the TV.
    RELIEF:  What trees do in the spring.
    RUBBERNECK:  What you do to relax your wife.
    SELFISH:  What the owner of a seafood store does.
    SUDAFED:  Brought litigation against a governmental official.

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