archive for the “Florida” category
another miscategorized Panama City Craigslist ad, from someone who is not skilled in writing:
Looking for Work (Lynn Haven)
Date: 2011-08-30, 12:15PM EDT
Reply to: job-mzcrp-257_____9@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am a 22 year old student is taking one class online this fall before he graduates this fall. Just like the title says I am looking for work in the area. PT/FT, Temp, anything would help me to start doing something with myself. I have multiple skills; including advertising, writing, clerical, etc. If you are hiring please contact me with details about the position. This way I we can find out if maybe I can fulfill what you are looking for in an employee.
News of Hurricane Irene reminded me of a ‘client’ who came to my office a few months ago. Here’s what I wrote then:
[Rescue Mission's Day Center]
military veteran: no
felon: no
h.s. grad: yes
driving license: no
motor vehicle: no
bicycle: no
cellular phone; no
e-mail account: no
computer literacy: no
résumé: no
knowledge of local job market: no »→
On this date in 1992, Hurricane Andrew hit Florida‘s Atlantic Ocean coast and devastated Homestead.
Another miscategorized, poorly-written PanamaCity.Craigslist.org help-wanted ad:
Where is the poster “looking for a reliable and dependable person?”
Six dollars per day? Telecommuting is okay? “No phone calls about this job?”
(S)he wrote, “call me” then posted a telephone number.
Panama City Beach’s average air and water temperatures
| Month | Air High |
Air Low |
Water Avg |
| January | 62 | 44 | 59 |
| February | 67 | 53 | 59 |
| March | 73 | 55 | 63 |
| April | 76 | 58 | 70 |
| May | 79 | 62 | 78 |
| June | 85 | 71 | 80 |
| July | 87 | 73 | 84 |
| August | 88 | 75 | 84 |
| September | 86 | 72 | 82 |
| October | 83 | 66 | 77 |
| November | 75 | 58 | 67 |
| December | 66 | 48 | 65 |
another dumb PanamaCity.Craigslist.org ad
$23 per hour? Right …
Data Entry Clerk (Florida)
Date: 2011-08-17, 1:03PM EDT
Reply to: job-q______399@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Entering data information into specfic software database,also be responsible for light scanning, sorting and filing.
Qualified candidates should be computer savie and have over a 9,ooo keystroke with a high accurac. Interested candidates should reply and direct there resumes to Office Manager Compensation.
Location: Florida
Compensation: $23 per hour
Lieutenant Colonel Eric Smith, the first Air Force pilot qualified to fly the F-35, brings the first customer Lightning II to 33 Fighter Wing of Eglin Air Force Base.
Click this photograph and others to enlarge »→
roberts lawncare andscarpremovel (panmacity)
Date: 2011-08-15, 9:40AM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
i started my own bunines to do yard work and free scarp meatel removel small yards 25 TO 30 BIG YARDS 60 TO 80 HAVE ON LWN STUFF SO GIVE ME A call at 850 722 9680 or 850 ___ 1271
I went to church, I bought ‘back to school’ clothes and shoes, I ate lunch, I saw my nephews on Skype, and I’ve been reading, on the Internet, news of the nation and the world while I eagerly await the start of the IndyCar race in Loudon, New Hampshire on ABC television. I hope to see Oriol Servia, James Hinchcliffe, and Tony Kanaan on the podium after the race.
another PanamaCity.Craigslist.org ad:
wood restoration / painting (Fort wal. – Panama city)
Date: 2011-08-12, 1:43PM EDT
Reply to: job-8_______49@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Construction / wood restoration and painting . Looking for a extra hand. The jobs are general located around the Fort Walton beach, destin an niceville areas. All of 30A included. Must be self motivated an have reliable transportation. Willing to pay by the hr. Location: Fort wal. – Panama city
- Compensation: 11-13$ Hr.
another PanamaCity.Craigslist.org advertisement:
Attic insulation installer (Panama city, surroundings)
Date: 2011-08-12, 11:14AM EDT
Reply to: job-5________75@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking for attic insulation installers. Must be able to do overnight and out of state travel. There will be transportation provided and travel expense will be covered. Looking for an installers that have done previous attic work before and that has a valid drivers license. Serious applicants only please-515-___-1170 Calvin
a dumb PanamaCity.Craigslist.org advertisement:
Customer Service Representatives
Date: 2011-08-12, 8:49AM EDT
Reply to: job-______488@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Customer Service Representatives needed ASAP!
No experience necessary, we provide training!!!!
Its 300$ a week or the commission!!!! ?
We need solid people so reply with your resume and contact number if this sounds like it’s for you.
I wanted to register for courses in Florida State University.
When I clicked “Next,” a tan dialog showed up, asking for a $10 gift.
When I first act to register for a course, F.S.U. first asks me to give money to a
“program … which encourages and expands opportunities.“
And F.S.U. raises tuition 15% this Autumn!
a jobs-posting board on which I post edited ‘want ads’ that advertise available jobs in Bay County:
Today, two months after F.S.U.’s alumni association began to telephone me weekly to ask me to give money to F.S.U., I received in the mail a diploma printed by a contractor.
F.S.U.‘s printing office should print F.S.U. diplomas, and F.S.U. should affix its seal after F.S.U.’s officials sign the diplomas, rather than paying a contractor to make facsimiles of diplomas.
Incidentally, F.S.U. is so mismanaged that it must charge 15% more for tuition in 2011-2012 academic year! I’ll bet that at the end of the next academic year, it won’t print diplomas on parchment then sign them and seal them.
This vehicle registration plate arrived in the mail yesterday. On Monday I’ll renew my car’s registration (buy a “06-12″ decal).
